Fashion beauty: Paris Hilton Topless

Paris Hilton Drops Some Awesome Cleavage

I’m still amazed that a skinny chick like Paris Hilton can somehow manage to create this much cleavage. I don’t know how she does it and quite frankly I don’t want to know, I’ll probably just be a little weirded out by the whole process. I bet there’s tape and wires and all that involved. Anyhow, whatever she’s doing it’s working really well for her. If she jumped up and down or worked a jackhammer I don’t think these things will actually bounce or move around or anything, but still hot.

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Paris Hilton Topless For V Magazine

I don’t have a clue what the hell the theme of this photoshoot is supposed to be, futuristic corpse or something, but it’s not often I get stylish pictures of Paris Hilton with her top off so I guess it doesn’t really matter. Apparently these shots are from V Magazine and it’s something called The Transformation… I don’t get it either. I’d say she kinda looks like a male going through gender reassignment, but her breasts are too small.

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Paris Hilton’s Breasts Have Disappeared Again

Here’s Paris Hilton out on the town last night showing off a decent amount of those long heiress legs of hers. Not bad, but I’ve become so accustomed to seeing her big skinny girl breasts pushed together in her magical bra that I’m actually a little disappointed in these shots. I mean, I know she’s not exactly top heavy or anything, but she seems to have figured out a way to work with what little she’s got. She must have been trained in the ways of the chesticular arts from a master. Next time.

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Paris Hilton’s Skinny Girl Breasts Make An Appearance

Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but she’s got one hell of a tight little body on her. Here she is in a really tight dress that not only leaves little to the imagination, but squeezes those skinny girl breasts together just perfectly. I love those magical disappearing reappearing boobs of hers. I get the feeling this chick spends the better part of the day keeping herself looking good. I wonder how much she pends a year on hair removal? Money well spent.

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Paris Hilton Forgot Her Magical Breasts

I wish I could tell you that I’ve got pictures of Paris Hilton’s big magical breasts making an appearance again, I love those cofusing things, but unfortunately they’re nowhere to be found. Here she is at the NYLON Magazine Young Hollywood Celebration party last night giving us that classic Paris Hilton “I don’t have any thoughts at all going through my head” look she’s become so famous for. I make a lot of fun of this chick…. But we all know I’d hit it. Call me.

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Paris Hilton’s Breasts Are At It Again

Man I love Paris Hilton’s magical boobies, they’re like drunk chicks at closing time, they show up just when you need them the most. Here she is rubbing them up against Cindy Crawford at some event over the weekend. Big breasts and antique supermodels are two ofmy favorite things. These things have to be CGI or something, they’re not real, we’ve all seen her in a bikini and know that there’s not enough meat on this chicks bones to fill this much cleavage. Something’s up and I’m going to get to the bottom of it.

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Paris Hilton’s Awesome Magical Cleavage

This is what I like to see, Paris Hilton and her big magical breasts back together again. I don’t know how she does it, those things are impressive, but she needs to get some sort of instructional video or infomercial or something out on the market so that more small breasted women can look like this. Amazing. It looks like a midget is ass flashing me, which would normally make me really upset, but in this case I like it.

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Paris Hilton’s Disappointing Cleavage Drop

I don’t really have any special reason to be posting these pictures ofParis Hilton, I guess I never do, but I haven’t had her on the site in a little while and I wanted to see if she was still doing that thing where her breasts look huge… She’s not. Here she is looking like your average skinny socialite millionaire stepping out of her matching baby blue Bentley. You mean to tell me you don’t color coordinate your outfit with the car you’re driving that day? Peasant!

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Paris Hilton’s Tight Dress Has Got My Attention

In case anyone still gives a crap about Paris Hilton, she was at some mall in Hollywood the other day for an appearance. How the mighty have fallen. She must be so pissed that Charlie Sheen has been stealing her spotlight over the last little while, poor princess, that’s what happens when you clean up your act in the celebrity world… Nobody cares. Anyhow, she’s wearing a tight little dress and I’ve always kinda found her hot and she’s pretty much the one who got me into this stupid business so I have a soft spot for her. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton’s Birthday Cleavage Impresses

This is more like it, if you’re going to hit the red carpet, might as well do it with your breasts hanging out of your dress. You got thatKatrina Bowden? Here’s Paris Hilton at one of her many birthday parties dropping some extremely impressive cleavage for a chick with pretty much no breasts what so ever. She really knows how to work with what she’s got. Alright so she’s not exactly overflowing with front meat, some angles are more flattering than others, but if you’re into chest bones you’ll love this. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Shows Us Her Puppies

I love the fact that Paris Hilton is bending over all sexy to show us her puppies, that’s it princess, but it looks like she’s struggling a little bit, I can’t really blame her, those things are so small I can hardly even see them from this far away. What do they look like, are they cute or not? If I covered them in baby oil would they look better? Wait, I’m confused now, what the hell are we talking about here?

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Paris Hilton’s Cute Little Cleavage

Here’s Paris Hilton out the other day looking pretty damn good, I’d throw her a hump, but that’s not saying much. I’m not kidding though, Paris has been looking a lot better these days, maybe it’s because she’s getting older or I’m getting more desperate, but I like it. Who’s her chesty little friend in the yellow top behind her? Invite her along for the ride. Call me.

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Paris Hilton Actually Looks Kinda Sexy

I’m just as shocked and surprised as you are to see that Paris Hilton was actually looking pretty sexy on her way to dinner the other night. I’m impressed. I guess as she’s gotten a little older she’s started to realize that you don’t have to flash your vagina to everyone you see in order to get attention and be considered attractive…. Just don’t tell any of the younger hotter chicks out there.

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Paris Hilton’s Booty Almost Busts Out

For such a skinny chick Paris Hilton’s ass is really looking kinda dumpy, I like a chick who can hardly keep her pants on, but this isn’t what I had in mind. I’m sure lots of you fatties out there know what she’s going through. Anyhow, she’s probably on her period and having one of those bloated days I her so much about in commercials, so I shouldn’t be to hard on the girl, but next time you’re going to wear pants that don’t fit, make sure they’re too small not too big. Just a suggestion.